#InsideJokes

During my time in Texas I realized that I missed you. I woke up every morning discovering all over again that there was a piece of me missing. I took you for granted and I am so very sorry. I never would have imagined how much I needed you. I thought that I could live without you, that I would be ok. I mean there were times that I couldn’t even eat. I would look back on all the meals we shared and get this warm, sometimes too hot feeling inside. Now that I am back I promise that I will not go back to the pot again. Oh how I have missed you my dear microwave.

Always yours,

Me. 

A Lesson from Baby

I have lived by this phrase,  using it to weed out the people who are not worthy of being in my life. Life is full of walking into walls, tripping over your own feet, and brain to mouth malfunctions. To me, those moments are the best because later they make for a good laugh. The people who love us despite these doings or love us because we have these moments are the people who become our best friends, our lovers, husbands or wives. Fuck those people who make you feel ashamed and put you in a corner because you are not socially perfect and/or because you should be covered in bubble wrap. Wear that bubble wrap PROUD. (Though if I were to wear bubble wrap I would get nothing done. You would probably find me on the floor exhausted from rolling around wondering why I wasn't popping which I soon after figure out it is because I picked up the non-popping bubble wrap at the store. Why would they make such a thing anyway?) Embrace your awkwardness and when you feel embarrassed yell "I CARRIED A WATERMELON." Why?
Because: 
1. Why not?
2. You might find someone that gets the reference,  who just might be your soulmate.  

Live, Love and definitely Laugh.

*STORY TIME*

A few years ago I still had a small 13 in box tv. Tis was a time that 3D movies and tvs just came out. I rented Coraline from the library which happened to be the 3D version. My brother came in, looked at me and started cracking up. What he saw was me sitting on my bed with 3D glasses on watching said movie. I then turned and asked him why the movie was still blurry? Apparently you needed a 3D tv to watch a 3D movie to which the 3D glasses you got from the showing of the Hannah Montana Best of Both Worlds Tour in 3D movie (it was either that one or My Bloody Valentine in 3D...still) will not work. Go figure.